My hoomans often call me lazy these days, in fact the other day mummy accused me of getting FAT!
How rude is that, she really hurt my feelings! **sobs quietly into paws**
Admittedly I don't run about so much these days, I've started to enjoy my food more than in my youth and I like to sleep a lot more now too, but I'm 12 years young, if a pup can't relax at my age when can I?
The ladies still love me, so I don't see a problem, and I still have a fair old turn of speed and can make them pesky squirrels a run for their lives.
Then mummy mentioned going on a diet, which I thought would be a good thing for her to do as she's **cough cough* how do I put this nicely?
No why should I be nice, she was rude to me **shouts out** SHE'S FAT!
No why should I be nice, she was rude to me **shouts out** SHE'S FAT!
Whereas I'm just a tiny bit chunky, gosh I feel much better for saying that out loud **glances round quickly to see if she's about**
It turns out she meant I was going on a diet, I have no idea what this means for me. I'm not very happy about it, especially if she tries to stop giving me my afternoon chewy.
Somepup may have to post me food supplies through the letterbox to stop me getting hungry, I promise not to nip your fingers like I try too with the postman.
You wouldn't believe the things I have to put up with.
The other night I was having a nice comfy snooze in my favourite spot, dreaming about chasing Stalker Cat and Bunnies.
It turns out she meant I was going on a diet, I have no idea what this means for me. I'm not very happy about it, especially if she tries to stop giving me my afternoon chewy.
Somepup may have to post me food supplies through the letterbox to stop me getting hungry, I promise not to nip your fingers like I try too with the postman.
You wouldn't believe the things I have to put up with.
The other night I was having a nice comfy snooze in my favourite spot, dreaming about chasing Stalker Cat and Bunnies.
One day they'll let me sleep in peace **paws crossed**
Hope you all have a pawsome weekend.
xxx
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